Music...?
Something dark and gothic.
Hawaiian! Hula Baby!
Disco. Duh.
Classical Piano.
Techno... something I can bounce to.
RAMMSTEIN!
I like Jennifer Lopez, thank you.
They're strange.
They were leather, right? I like leather...
Rammstein, HA! Try the Bee Gees!
Can I bounce to it?
What is your favorite movie?
That movie with Jennifer Lopez!
"The Piano"
"Everest" I can really identify with it.
"The Goonies" That One-Eyed Willy is a hoot!
"Saturday Night Fever" of course!
What is your favorite television show?
I don't watch television, I'm too busy creeping people out all the time.
"Solid Gold"
"Baywatch"
"TRL" Jennifer Lopez is on a lot...
"Star Trek" I want to push all those nifty buttons.
Pick a job, any job!
I want to be in ABBA!
Vampire
Hula Dancer
Computer Programmer
Girl/Boy on Trampoline
What is your favorite color?
I don't care.
Any color, man.
I like stripes.
Something bright.
White.
What is your favorite way to spend a rainy afternoon?
Trampolines are fun!
I like dancing around the house when no one else is around.
Playing the piano, or typing on my computer.
I write poetry expressing the pain that I hold locked deep within my tortured soul.
I crank KC and the Sunshine Band, and iron my leisure suit.
What is your favorite food?
Finger foods.
Fried chicken.
Sugar cane.
No food can satisfy the void in my soul.
Something light. I can't afford to spend time eating when I could be BOOGIE-ING!
What is your favorite book?
Anything by Anne Rice.
Why read when you can BOOGIE?
I don't have one. I enjoy thumbing through any book.
J-Lo's biography! She's my idol!
"Charlie and the Chocolate Factory!" I really like the chocolate!
Do you love Richard?
I do if he knows how to BOOGIE!
I envy him.
He's a nice man.
Of course I do!
I do not know love.
