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// the ass //

let the power of the ass compel you.

it is well known within the rammstein fanbase that richard has what is probably the most beautiful ass in the entertainment industry. now, i've never seen this phenomenon in person, but i have certainly seen pictures. and let me just say that jennifer lopez better be running scared. now what is the point of this you ask? why am i making fun of richard's lucious hind quarters?

i kid because i love.

but in all seriousness, this truly deserves it's own section. i mean, something that marvelous must be flaunted. and for some odd reason, i can just picture reeshart being a natural at booty dancing...

admire. be jealous. bow to that that is richard's behind.



just look at that. a rump like that only comes around once in a lifetime. it's so beautiful it brings a tear to my eye. excuse me for a moment...*sniffle*

a billion and a half thank yous to the wonderful webmistress of "potato salad" for not killing me for using her idea, or her picture. that's right, she took this screenshot herself, so be nice! don't take it like i did!


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